Monday, January 20, 2003
( 1:37 PM ) by David Barker
I Used To Be This Clever But I Broke...
From the imdb message boards for Independence Day, from a thread where a poster asks about funny things yelled out in the theatre:
"Best audience comments I ever heard was during Fellowship Of The Ring during the final battle with the Uruk-hai - when Sean Bean gets hit with an arrow for the second time someone quipped "He's not quite dead!" followed by someone else shouting "He's getting better!" when he got back up. Which was only better by someone yelling "I'll bite your kneecaps off!" in between the Uruk-hai losing an arm and losing a head. It's impossible to take that scene seriously now. "
Monday, January 13, 2003
( 11:24 AM ) by David Barker
And Now! For No Reason Whatsoever! But What the Heck.
IMDb's Trivia Page for Nick Park's Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave (1995)
Not the one with the penguin.
Monday, January 06, 2003
( 3:31 PM ) by David Barker
Not Exactly The Home Stretch... But It's The Home Stretch Of The Home Stretch
NaNoWriMo Project = 41000 words!
Hurray for me! Clever me! Wonderful me!
It's okay. Back to humble now.
Saturday, January 04, 2003
( 11:00 AM ) by David Barker
And Here We Go Again (Dumb and Dumbledore)
"He's playing Dumbledore."
"No, I'm not. They didn't ask me the first time and they didn't ask me this time. Anyway, he's doing it."
"Me? Not a chance! I didn't even like the books and neither did my granddaughter. Probably him, though."
"I was misquoted."
"What about Judy Dench?"
"It's M and don't be rude. Anyway, a reliable source says that a reliable source says that this guy hasn't denied it yet..."
The English. Honestly.